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Temple Run is Stupid

I haven’t played Temple Run 2 in awhile  but recently my dad has become addicted to it and wanted me to play with him today. He downloaded the updated version earlier and gave it to me to play awhile ago.

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What the hell is that?? When I was running along that thing, I actually had a small panic attack because I have to keep my character at the center of it and my hands were shaky.

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What the hell is this?? The new obstacles they added are hell! These spinning daggers on either side and the one above your head in the cave. What the hell kind of temple ruins is this?! Who made all of the traps?? It must be the gorilla beast because as far as I’m concerned, it’s the only thing there protecting that idol that you take. Probably its the god of the jungle…and he gets mad – just like in Aladdin when Abu couldn’t leave the ruby alone and the Tiger god got angry.

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I almost threw away the tablet in my tantrum because I kept dying. The most I got was a score of 506,000 or something like that. The only upgrade that makes sense in this game is the speed booster – which still doesn’t make because it only makes you invincible for what? Two seconds? Ridiculous.

Why couldn’t they add useful gadgets, like a helmet or fireproof clothes? I’m glad that they at least didn’t add something like tribal people – to fit in with the setting of this whole thing – cause they’d probably be firing arrows. So you couldn’t even get as far as actually taking the idol to start the game, cause your first step and you’d probably get an arrow to the knee and the gorilla god would then eat you…

Like I said. Temple Run is stupid!

On a side note though, the highest I’ve ever made (before the ridiculous updated version) was one million, five or six hundred something. While I was searching for Google Images for temple run pictures, I saw the Temple Run Oz version.

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The graphics look really nice, but I feel like I’d get frustrated much faster with this one for some reason…

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3 comments on “Temple Run is Stupid

  1. Aleris Celt
    September 5, 2013

    This is random but pls. I can get 20 million in the first version 😉

    And I suck at Temple Run 2. Plus all the weird versions derived from the original just seem to be just milking out as much as possible out of this app. So it’s okay, i’ll just stick with what i’m good at haha

    • charlmeister
      September 5, 2013

      😮 lies! I guess I should just play the original version and try my luck with it xD
      Recently though, the highest I made is 4 million. Yeah a lot of the newer versions look really were, excepting Temple Oz though

      • Aleris Celt
        September 7, 2013

        HAHAHA I’M A PRO xD

        Seriously though the trick is to disable everything except for the magnet, so you can keep filling up that bar thingy and get points much more quickly. Kthxbai!

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